To introduce a medium of unity
Depictions of beauty and grandeur 
Words of the wise oft land here

I offer an outlet of insights
Inside this site ring voices of performers 
Princeton’s Finest provide timeless efforts of talent and trial
By law our diversified shading demands the drumming of different nations 
The cadence of our P.R.I.D.E. beats loudly within the mind 

And the heart
Pumping Scarlet and Grey blood cells and platelets through pulsating veins 
To the beat of “The Row” we’ll show 
The works of our fingers and the power of our axons 
Innovative excellence present in each Homo Erectus who ever had the pleasure of presence in this edifice and even in the one yet to exist 

Instruments play the theme of Valhalla 
While ascended Vikings send down heavenly showers 
Scented with wishes well and prophecies of aesthetic hours 
Upon days and weeks and months and years 
We spell out “Victory” and respect our fallen with each and every “Viking Cheer” 
As we steer our Nordic ship we recount stories of personal and Princetonic glory

I’d like to take this opportunity 
To introduce a medium of unity
Depictions of beauty and grandeur 
Words of the wise oft land here

Welcome to Shades of Grey